"I know that's the Met in front of us. I know exactly where we're going."
Gee, Mila, really? And how did you deduce the enormous building with the giant stone facade that reads "Metropolitan Museum Of Art" was the Met? I think we can all agree that Mila should have won for best use of context clues. (Of course, she didn't win for that reason. No, she won for a stranger reason: because she made leggings.)
In case you missed the episode and are just reading Mila's line above, you're probably thinking she weighed down her words with heavy sarcasm. No one says, "I know that's the Met in front of us," while they're talking about going to the Met unless they're under duress and lashing out at an eager producer's constant irritating prompts: "So did you have any idea where you were going for the challenge? Talk about that in present tense." But I can assure you that there wasn't a hint of sarcasm or joviality in Mila's delivery of those lines. She recognized the Met, and so she said "I know that's the Met." Like a small child, or a robot programmed to identify museums would.
I bring all this up because I'm pretty sure there's a circuit board beneath Mila's severe bob (maybe that's why it hangs so straight). There is just something really mechanized about her that can only be explained in one of three ways: 1. She's part machine. 2. She's seen Blade Runner at least 1000 times, or 3. She's part machine and has seen Blade Runner at least 1000 times. Whatever the case, when Tim said to make "a high-end signature look worthy of a museum collection," somewhere in her mechanized, Blade-Runner-filled mind it made sense to her to make a high-end jockey costume topped with what looked like an exploded Members Only jacket. Of course. Apparently couture fairground employee garb crossed with Putty's 8-ball jacket in Seinfeld is Mila's signature.
The really weird part, though, is that Mila won. I guess it really pays to make pants on Project Runway. When Heidi congratulated her on the win, she should have just said, "Thanks for making leggings!"
Still, who else were the judges going to pick as the winner? None of the designers really pushed the high-end, museum-worthy, show-stopping aspects of this challenge. They were given $500! To do whatever they wanted with! But most of the high-end dresses looked like blahs—expensive blahs, but still blahs. The gowns were all safe: Emilio/Jacinda From The Real World London's putty-colored ensemble was very ladylike and pretty, but dull; Janeane/That Other Guy's black dress looked like a shiny power suit; Jesus and Amy's black, piece-meal gown was very well-done, but it just looked like a modern take on a 1950s Hollywood Barbie gown. Jay/Maya's black dress with the raised seaweed effect was probably the most interesting, but it too was pretty boring—especially for $500.