Rope dart maestro engages in mortal kombat with watermelon and soda cans
We're unsure whether he can rip his face off and breathe fire, too

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If only he’d picked a different beverage, we could write “Get over beer.” Screenshot: Kuma Films
We were saddened to learn that this year’s Mortal Kombat reboot was being totally unrealistic in suggesting that a nearly immortal ninja with magical ice powers could actually stab someone with a blood icicle. It led us to question the plausibility of what’s otherwise such a grounded universe. We wondered what it’s all for if super-powered martial artists don’t exist in everyday life.
Fortunately, Kuma Films has filmed the rope dart talents of stunt performer Todd Robins in an effort to reassure us that not every impressive display of brutal violence shown in the film was completely made up.