Roseanne Barr and Andrew Dice Clay are touring together, answering nobody's prayers

Image: L to R: Andrew Dice Clay (Frederick M. Brown) and Roseanne Barr (Rachel Luna
Actually, to insinuate that a stand-up tour jointly headlined by Roseanne Barr and Andrew Dice Clay is unwanted might be a little unfair. There is surely a notable portion of the country that genuinely wants to have two individuals who possess a shaky definition of “comedy” squawk “Whatever happened to freedom of speech?!” repeatedly until a distant American flag bursts into flames. For them, Barr and Clay’s upcoming Mr. And Mrs. America tour is just the development they’ve been waiting for. Clay announced the tour on his Instagram page with what appears to be an event poster.