Ruben Studdard launches effort to fatten up music videos

The larger-than-life singer, dubbed the Velvet Teddy Bear, is tired of appearing alongside skinny models in his promos and wants to find some "real girls.

Well, understandable—if you're already fat, you don't want to be standing next to people who make you look even fatter—but doesn't it just sound like something someone made up to make fun of black people? Via Best Week Ever.