What do you do after you’ve competed in the Olympics and started an international scandal with your lies? For Ryan Lochte, the answer is not “go to Disneyland”—it’s “become a contestant on Dancing With The Stars,” apparently. America’s preeminent douchebro is ready to shimmy his way to redemption on season 23 of the ABC show. The full cast was announced early today on Good Morning America, and it’s a curious bunch. The non-Lochte participant most likely to provoke head-shaking and proclamations of “lol” and/or “holy shit” is former Texas Governor Rick Perry, though that’s mostly because these days, Republican presidential candidates are reality stars before they run for public office.