Sadness, I've Got Your Number
In these tough economic times, it's important to invest your money wisely—like in the phone number manifestation of moldy 80s nostalgia bought from a DJ on eBay.
Description:
Selling my DJ company with the most famous phone number in HISTORY…. 867-5309!
Company: A Blast Entertainment Inc.
Phone: (201) 867-5309
This is one of the LAST remaining 867-5309 numbers in service. Receives between 8,000-10,000 Calls Per Year!!
So far the bidding has reached $400,100.00. Hopefully at least two-thirds of that is in value-appraised hug coupons, and the other third is Disney dollars and a "Star Has Been Purchased In Your Name" certificate, because no grown-up should be spending actual money on an eBay auction for a phone number popularized by a song by Tommy Tutone.
Of course, there are other items included in the auction. Should you win the opportunity to pay grotesque sums of money for "867-5309" you also get the following:
—A DJ business, based in New Jersey, called "A Blast Entertainment Inc"