How’s this for a horror scenario? A short-tempered egomaniac takes control of your country, including its social services, its military, and its nuclear arsenal. Every day he hops on his bullhorn to make random pronouncements, denouncing his enemies and touting his own greatness… and you’re the only one who can’t hear them. Add in some gratuitous references to Maine and a smattering of colorful swearing, and you might have the first draft of a new Stephen King novel. But this dark—if peacefully quiet—scenario is actually the bestselling author’s actual reality, as he announced today that Donald Trump has blocked him on Twitter.