"Andrew"

• aux One intrepid reporter journeys into the nexus of furries, vapes, and alien impregnation culture By Andrew Paul January 15, 2020 | 7:44pm
• aux A polite reminder that Goop shills snake oil and you shouldn't watch Gwyneth's Netflix show By Andrew Paul January 14, 2020 | 7:30pm
• aux Geopolitical checkmate: Iran might have a bloodthirsty communist dolphin squadron at their disposal By Andrew Paul January 10, 2020 | 5:00pm
• aux Flat-earthers, still going strong By Andrew Paul January 9, 2020 | 9:30pm
• aux Here's a whole 90 minutes about why Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time was great, for anyone who needs that today By Andrew Paul January 9, 2020 | 8:19pm
• aux Scorpion "grew up on a farm in Wigamau, PA" and other highlights from these Mortal Kombat placeholder bios By Andrew Paul January 8, 2020 | 7:55pm
• aux A&E picked a terrible time to remind us of Criss Angel's Grand Canyon "death drop" illusion By Andrew Paul January 2, 2020 | 7:52pm
• aux Wakanda was briefly listed as trade partner of the U.S. government By Andrew Paul December 19, 2019 | 9:00pm
• aux Surely nobody will be offended by this commercial where Jesus is the son of Mary's white mailman By Andrew Paul December 19, 2019 | 6:04pm
• aux Quentin Tarantino had some wild ideas for Halloween 6, which he almost directed By Andrew Paul December 18, 2019 | 10:15pm
• aux This capitalist hell toilet doesn't actually exist yet, but only our tireless vigilance will keep it that way By Andrew Paul December 18, 2019 | 5:44pm
• aux This oral history of the infamous Folgers incest ad confirms that we, not Folgers, are the real perverts By Andrew Paul December 17, 2019 | 9:30pm
• aux This Black List script about Barron Trump hating his dad sounds great, relatable By Andrew Paul December 17, 2019 | 4:27pm
• aux Mariah Carey and Marilyn Manson, together at last By Andrew Paul December 12, 2019 | 8:45pm
• aux Well, here's what an Alexa Fleshlight would look like By Andrew Paul December 12, 2019 | 8:14pm
• aux Our invite to Stallone's hangout with Pacino, Arnold, and Guy Fieri must've gotten lost in the mail By Andrew Paul December 10, 2019 | 5:30pm
• aux Here's Boris Johnson making the grossest scene in Love, Actually somehow even worse By Andrew Paul December 10, 2019 | 3:48pm
• aux Hugh Grant posts 1995 arrest photo for the "trolls": "Now you have more time to spend with mummy" By Andrew Paul December 5, 2019 | 10:39pm
• aux Gone too far, this tattoo of Baby Yoda drinking a White Claw has By Andrew Paul December 5, 2019 | 6:58pm
• aux Fun-spoiling scientists weigh in on the biology of Baby Yoda By Andrew Paul December 3, 2019 | 9:16pm
• aux LSD, Satan, serial killers, and Joker round out John Waters' top 10 movies of 2019 By Andrew Paul December 3, 2019 | 6:42pm
• aux Josh Brolin's butthole is sunburned and he's not happy about it By Andrew Paul December 3, 2019 | 3:40pm
• aux Plan to save an endangered frog in Puerto Rico involves barking at it to make it pee By Andrew Paul November 26, 2019 | 5:54pm
• aux Papa John says he ate 40 pizzas last month, promises ominous "day of reckoning" By Andrew Paul November 26, 2019 | 4:36pm
• aux Get a load of this guy By Andrew Paul November 21, 2019 | 7:33pm