"Clayton Purdom"

• aux This vintage Star Wars fan theory posits that all Jedi are clones of Jesus, or something By Clayton Purdom June 5, 2017 | 4:35pm
• aux We are all mowing our metaphorical lawns amidst our metaphorical tornados By Clayton Purdom June 5, 2017 | 3:41pm
• aux “Porm,” “henti,” “stepmon,” and other endearing porn misspellings By Clayton Purdom June 2, 2017 | 6:04pm
• aux The world needs to know how David Lynch’s beef with 5 Woody Woodpecker dolls began By Clayton Purdom June 2, 2017 | 5:26pm
• aux Sean Hannity is shocked and appalled at The Onion By Clayton Purdom June 2, 2017 | 3:19pm
• music It’s okay to not care about Lil Yachty By Clayton Purdom June 2, 2017 | 5:00am
• games What are you playing this weekend? By Clayton Purdom, William Hughes, Matt Gerardi June 2, 2017 | 5:00am
• music Amber Coffman, Gucci Mane, and more in this week’s music reviews By Clayton Purdom, Gwen Ihnat, Matt Gerardi, Erik Adams, A.A. Dowd, Annie Zaleski June 2, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux Donald Trump has now pissed off the damn Weather Channel By Clayton Purdom June 1, 2017 | 8:53pm
• aux Go behind the scenes of Jurassic Park’s still-perfect T. rex scene By Clayton Purdom June 1, 2017 | 8:00pm
• aux Spotify’s picks for songs of the summer somehow don’t include Carly Rae Jepsen By Clayton Purdom June 1, 2017 | 5:18pm
• music What are you listening to this week? By Sean O'Neal, Esther Zuckerman, Clayton Purdom, Kyle Ryan, Matt Gerardi June 1, 2017 | 5:00am
• film Wonder Woman at war, Transformers at the Round Table, and 29 other movies coming this June By Clayton Purdom, Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, Sean O'Neal, Katie Rife, A.A. Dowd, Alex McLevy June 1, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux Finland is by far the most metal country in Europe By Clayton Purdom May 31, 2017 | 3:57pm
• aux Read This: Donald Trump is “the most mocked man in the world” By Clayton Purdom May 31, 2017 | 3:27pm
• aux Catch up on Game Of Thrones with this rap recap from Ras Kass By Clayton Purdom May 30, 2017 | 6:29pm
• aux The films of David Fincher prove that obsessive CGI can be a good thing By Clayton Purdom May 30, 2017 | 5:14pm
• aux Counting down to 0 with some of the greatest movie countdowns By Clayton Purdom May 30, 2017 | 4:23pm
• aux Somebody entered Rick And Morty’s “Pass The Butter” robot in a death match By Clayton Purdom May 30, 2017 | 4:00pm
• aux The machines have won and Terminator 2 has been remade in Grand Theft Auto V By Clayton Purdom May 26, 2017 | 4:04pm
• aux Watch a dude go absolutely apeshit setting a Plinko record on The Price Is Right By Clayton Purdom May 26, 2017 | 3:17pm
• games What are you playing this weekend? By Clayton Purdom, William Hughes, Matt Gerardi May 26, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux A video tribute to Steve Urkel, permanently overbearing dude By Clayton Purdom May 25, 2017 | 7:49pm
• aux Arrival’s mysteries are still worth exploring By Clayton Purdom May 25, 2017 | 7:05pm
• aux Trump’s hands cucked by Emmanuel Macron’s massive alpha paws By Clayton Purdom May 25, 2017 | 6:06pm