"Please"

• aux Please enjoy T.S. Eliot rejecting books by George Orwell and James Joyce By Reid McCarter September 12, 2019 | 6:43pm
• aux Please enjoy this soothing footage of a migrating herd of wild air mattresses By Gabe Worgaftik August 21, 2019 | 7:34pm
• aux Authors of punk history mainstay Please Kill Me preparing an oral history of Charles Manson and his "girls" By William Hughes August 10, 2019 | 8:07pm
• aux Please wash your hands before clicking into the tidy, inoffensive world of cleanfluencers By Kevin Cortez August 9, 2019 | 8:37pm
• aux The Witcher's first teaser is here to take our money, please By William Hughes July 19, 2019 | 10:11pm
• aux Will you please just go draw a penis at DoNotDrawAPenis.com? By Kevin Cortez July 19, 2019 | 2:16pm
• aux Your attention, please: The goats have taken flight By Reid McCarter July 12, 2019 | 6:05pm
• aux Midsommar and Hereditary's Ari Aster says he's ready to do a comedy now, please By William Hughes July 12, 2019 | 3:09am
• film Please, someone introduce Dwayne Johnson to better directors By Alex McLevy July 10, 2019 | 1:00pm
• aux Can Samuel L. Jackson please play Jigsaw in Chris Rock's new Saw movie? By Randall Colburn July 8, 2019 | 3:09pm
• aux Grimes would like to be a hologram now, please By William Hughes April 27, 2019 | 6:56pm
• tv Drumroll, please, as American Gods comes to the cabaret By Emily L. Stephens April 15, 2019 | 1:00am
• aux Please enjoy this Honest Trailer for every Tim Burton movie ever By Britt Hayes March 27, 2019 | 4:06pm
• aux Please enjoy some bizarre police reports in animated form By Reid McCarter March 7, 2019 | 6:16pm
• aux Please welcome Death, in the form of Brian Cox's voice By Alex McLevy March 5, 2019 | 7:03pm
• aux SpongeBob meme creator would like some credit for that Travis Scott intro, please By Dan Neilan February 4, 2019 | 7:01pm
• aux Please enjoy this trailer of Chris Evans saying some very nice things about some very good dogs By William Hughes January 26, 2019 | 4:45am
• aux Please enjoy Anderson Cooper spectacularly failing to drink shots of tequila on New Year's Eve By William Hughes January 2, 2019 | 10:25pm
• aux Please consider this your annual reminder that Home Alone's old-timey gangster movie is an elaborate fake By William Hughes December 26, 2018 | 8:29pm
• aux Please enjoy this brief history of rappers talking about Harry Potter By Dan Neilan November 15, 2018 | 4:23pm
• aux Please enjoy the story of Threatin, an internet-famous band touring in empty venues By Dan Neilan November 9, 2018 | 5:21pm
• aux Idris Elba is People’s Sexiest Man Alive, so can he please play James Bond now?  By Randall Colburn November 6, 2018 | 3:55pm
• aux Please go see Suspiria, so Luca Guadagnino can make a sequel set in the year 1212 By Katie Rife October 26, 2018 | 7:11pm
• aux Please enjoy this video of a state senator adorably trying weed for the first time By Reid McCarter October 25, 2018 | 4:02pm
• aux Please enjoy this sprawling ode to Bob Ross cleaning his paintbrush By Reid McCarter October 17, 2018 | 3:19pm