"Andrew"

• aux Papa John says he ate 40 pizzas last month, promises ominous "day of reckoning" By Andrew Paul November 26, 2019 | 4:36pm
• aux Get a load of this guy By Andrew Paul November 21, 2019 | 7:33pm
• aux 22-foot baby Jesus statue looks disconcertingly like Phil Collins By Andrew Paul November 21, 2019 | 6:48pm
• aux South Dakota spent half a million dollars to proclaim: "Meth. We're on it" By Andrew Paul November 19, 2019 | 7:15pm
• aux Morning, High Hopers! It's time for Mayor Pete's mandatory minute of fun By Andrew Paul November 19, 2019 | 4:12pm
• aux Wake up, Maggie, Rod Stewart's got some toy trains for you By Andrew Paul November 14, 2019 | 6:08pm
• aux The Guardian ranked the best severed hands in film history, but we all know who tops the list By Andrew Paul November 14, 2019 | 4:30pm
• aux BarkBox is fine with you thinking its new dog toy looks like a Fleshlight By Andrew Paul November 13, 2019 | 5:49pm
• aux New York's hottest time-suck is watching the official compilation of every single Stefon SNL sketch By Andrew Paul November 12, 2019 | 8:57pm
• aux Werner Herzog has never seen a Star Wars, but he does watch the Kardashians, Wrestlemania By Andrew Paul November 12, 2019 | 4:24pm
• aux Today in Zoomer obsessions: The Home Depot theme song By Andrew Paul November 12, 2019 | 3:33pm
• aux The 100 best, worst, and weirdest things we saw on the internet in the 2010s By The A.V. Club, Katie Rife, Alex McLevy, Kevin Cortez, Danette Chavez, Gwen Ihnat, Saloni Gajjar, Gabe Worgaftik, Reid McCarter, Andrew Paul, Alani Vargas, Allison Shoemaker November 8, 2019 | 12:00pm
• aux Wave only your finest glow sticks for this classical piano cover of Darude's "Sandstorm" By Andrew Paul November 7, 2019 | 8:19pm
• aux Chris Evans, Elijah Wood among celebrities creeped out by the thought of a CGI James Dean By Andrew Paul November 7, 2019 | 3:44pm
• aux Trump’s “spiritual advisor” may as well be a Righteous Gemstones character By Andrew Paul November 5, 2019 | 7:56pm
• aux Trump's probably jealous of the cheers this cat got after crashing last night's Cowboys-Giants game By Andrew Paul November 5, 2019 | 6:43pm
• aux Comedian chronicles the death spiral of reading YouTube comments By Andrew Paul October 31, 2019 | 6:28pm
• aux YouPorn will gift you a free premium membership if you get off (the couch) on Election Day By Andrew Paul October 31, 2019 | 3:38pm
• aux Turns out there's something to that old Bloody Mary urban legend By Andrew Paul October 29, 2019 | 5:56pm
• aux Even Facebook employees think Mark Zuckerberg's political ad policies are very, very bad By Andrew Paul October 29, 2019 | 5:04pm
• aux Guy who let the internet decorate his bedroom now sleeps on Minecraft sheets next to hentai, Pickle Rick By Andrew Paul October 24, 2019 | 6:00pm
• aux Let’s watch Mark Zuckerberg squirm, shall we? By Andrew Paul October 24, 2019 | 3:17pm
• aux Greed is good (and totally a Libra) thanks to this stock portfolio app based on your horoscope By Andrew Paul October 22, 2019 | 7:21pm
• aux Fox News cut-up Greg Gutfeld has found a new "comedy" muse in Adam Schiff By Andrew Paul October 22, 2019 | 3:11pm
• aux Iowa family's basement floods with 5 inches of blood and fat By Andrew Paul October 17, 2019 | 6:13pm