"Clayton Purdom"

• aux Let’s check in on No Man’s Sky fans, who are out of their goddamned minds By Clayton Purdom November 18, 2016 | 9:30pm
• aux Horrifying FIFA 17 glitches recreated in real life By Clayton Purdom November 18, 2016 | 7:15pm
• aux Watch this monster drink the world’s largest pumpkin spice latte By Clayton Purdom November 18, 2016 | 5:00pm
• aux The public wants Immortal Technique to throw Lin-Manuel Miranda in a trash can again By Clayton Purdom November 17, 2016 | 10:15pm
• aux People are inexplicably flocking to watch Bee Movie at “20,000X speed” By Clayton Purdom November 17, 2016 | 9:00pm
• aux This full album of the Beastie Boys rapping over Daft Punk beats is insanely hot By Clayton Purdom November 17, 2016 | 6:30pm
• aux Must-have Chrome extension swaps images of Donald Trump for this cheeseburger By Clayton Purdom November 16, 2016 | 10:57pm
• aux Evil Kermit is the shithead inside us all By Clayton Purdom November 16, 2016 | 9:15pm
• aux An 87-year-old Japanese grandmother is taking the best selfies in the world By Clayton Purdom November 16, 2016 | 8:30pm
• aux Trey Parker coaxing his 3-year-old daughter to swear is sort of heartwarming By Clayton Purdom November 16, 2016 | 5:30pm
• aux Like all of us, Khal Drogo is out here drinking beer and throwing tomahawks at a wall By Clayton Purdom November 16, 2016 | 4:20pm
• aux Hot new trend: being forcibly escorted from an establishment’s premises By Clayton Purdom November 15, 2016 | 10:30pm
• aux Here’s a white supremacy euphemism generator for struggling journalists By Clayton Purdom November 15, 2016 | 8:45pm
• aux Vape community rejoices at Trump win By Clayton Purdom November 15, 2016 | 8:00pm
• music Life goes on with A Tribe Called Quest By Clayton Purdom November 15, 2016 | 5:00pm
• aux Common, Pusha T, and Gucci Mane release electrifying remix of “Black America Again” By Clayton Purdom November 15, 2016 | 4:50pm
• aux Urgent: Disney owns the domain “muppetfucker.net” By Clayton Purdom November 14, 2016 | 9:15pm
• aux Let’s imagine Joe Biden being a merry asshole about leaving the White House By Clayton Purdom November 14, 2016 | 8:20pm
• aux Jeopardy! teen shows how to lose something, give no fucks By Clayton Purdom November 11, 2016 | 10:15pm
• aux Cut your life into pieces, watch teens sing “Last Resort” (cue riff) By Clayton Purdom November 11, 2016 | 7:45pm
• aux This is not a metaphor: Bald eagles fight, fall into Floridians’ shit By Clayton Purdom November 11, 2016 | 5:55pm
• aux Google “wankpuffin,” and the first result is Donald Trump By Clayton Purdom November 11, 2016 | 5:10pm
• aux Neill Blomkamp is creating short films that skewer Trumpian pomposity By Clayton Purdom November 11, 2016 | 4:20pm
• tv What pop culture reminds you of the goodness of humanity? By Nick Wanserski, Kyle Ryan, Gwen Ihnat, A.A. Dowd, Josh Modell, Esther Zuckerman, Clayton Purdom, David Anthony, Becca James, Erik Adams, Alex McLevy, Danette Chavez, Sean O'Neal, Sam Barsanti, William Hughes, Laura M. Browning November 11, 2016 | 6:00am
• aux This election proves Facebook is the world’s biggest, worst news source By Clayton Purdom November 10, 2016 | 11:58pm