For most Skid Row fans, there’s an incurable emptiness that comes from knowing that they couldn’t score tickets to Sebastian Bach’s wedding to Maria Aquinar, universally regarded as the most metal wedding of 1992. But there’s good news: Sebastian Bach is getting married again. Even better, this day of holy matrimony hasn’t sold out. According to Metal Sucks, you just need $300 and the means to get to the Rockbar Theater in San Jose on August 22.
The Sebastian Bach & Suzanne Le Rock N Roll Wedding Extravaganza will undoubtedly be the biggest general-admission-only wedding reception of the year. Demonstrating Bach’s understanding that weddings are actually for the couple’s loved ones, he’s invited his friends “from the film and music world” so that you can pester them to sign autographs or pose for ironic selfies. Of course, that’s a small price for (paying) guests to enjoy a (closed) bar stocked with “over 100 varieties of Vodka.”
Fans who are hoping for a glam-rock Eucharist should be warned, however. The venue’s description of the event suggests that your cordial invitation does not extend to the ceremony, but only the reception:
Rockbar will be hosting the wedding of Sebastian Bach to Suzanne Le and would like to cordially invite you to attend the reception of this exciting event. Sebastian will be bringing friends along from the film and music world.