Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Thursday, December 17. All times are Eastern.
Top pick
The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8 p.m.): Of the many, many tie-ins associated with Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Sheldon Cooper losing his virginity might be the most unexpected of all. Yet that’s how The Big Bang Theory is marking the momentous return of the sci-fi franchise in tonight’s winter finale. Forced to choose between seeing the new Star Wars movie or spending some “special” time with Amy on her birthday, Sheldon turns to his own personal Obi-Wan, Professor Proton (Bob Newhart), for advice. From there—at least according to the promos—Sheldon’s “force awakens.” Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard, and Raj actually do get a chance to check out the new Star Wars film (just a few hours before real-life fans) with a famous Star Trek veteran in tow. Kyle Fowle hopes the force is with all of them.
Also noted
Jessica Jones (Netflix, 10 a.m.): To its credit, it took Jessica Jones nine whole episodes before it utilized the “villain in a glass cage” trope. In “AKA Sin Bin” Jessica finally gets a chance to turn the tables on Kilgrave after knocking him out last episode. With Kilgrave finally in her clutches, Oliver Sava is positive that the last four episodes are going to center on Jessica and her friends celebrating their victory with nothing bad happening to any of them.
Luther (BBC America, 9 p.m.): Break out your best British accents because “Lufer” is back! Idris Elba returns to TV in a nearly three-hour special event that sees Detective John Luther return to the police force to stop a cannibalistic serial killer on the loose in London. Game Of Thrones’ Rose Leslie is also on hand to deliver her iconic line, “You known nothing John Luther.”
Elementary (CBS, 10 p.m.): Sherlock’s father Morland agrees to go undercover as one of his son’s “Irregulars” in the Elementary winter finale. Genevieve Valentine hopes “The Cost Of Doing Business” isn’t too high.
TV Club Classic
Battlestar Galactica (11 a.m.): Battlestar Galactica gets even more twisted than usual in “The Farm” as Starbuck gains firsthand knowledge about the reproductive desires of the Cylons. Then in the first half of “Home,” Laura Roslin assembles a crack team to try to discover the path to Earth. Zack Handlen will be sure to leave the lights on so they can find it.
Elsewhere in TV Club
Nathan Rabin takes a look at the notorious TV movie KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park for a brand new My World Of Flops:
So KISS made a vehicle too cheesy and dumb even for a KISS project, which is remarkable when you consider that proud stupidity and cornball excess have long been core components of the band’s brand. In its tackiness, its crass opportunism, its low-budget B-movie drive-in vibe, KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park isn’t remotely off-brand for KISS, which may be why it has accomplished the impossible and proved an embarrassment for a band devoid of shame.
Elsewhere we continue our Cue & A series with a look at Marguerite Phillips’ work on Fargo. And Noel Murray sings the praises of Disney’s Prep & Landing cartoon for our New Christmas Canon.