Special Edition Caption Contest: What's Guy Fieri saying (or more likely, yelling) to Drake?

We set out to limit Caption Contest to just film or TV stills, but already we've come across a photo that suggests we should bend those rules slightly. So for this special edition, here is a photo of Canadian rapper Drake and Doritos wrapper Guy Fieri collaborating in the kitchen, as captured on Instagram and in a weird fever dream after too many PBR Pig Stix. Hit us up with your cleverest caption in the comments section—making sure to start a new thread instead of replying to someone else's—and we'll pick a winner to be announced on Friday, alongside the winner of last week's Killing Them Softly entry. That person will then get some sort of prize that may or may not be soaked in Buffalo wing sauce for extra 'tude. Here are a couple to get you started:

"I'm not sure it's possible to make sweater-fried chicken, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try."

"No way! People also say my shit's way too cheesy."