Former Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale and No Doubt singer Gwen Stefani asserted themselves as an elite Hollywood power couple by giving their new baby an incredibly stupid name. On Thursday, Rossdale and Stefani welcomed their second child, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, into the world; due to their swaddled immobility, the other newborns couldn't beat up baby Zuma, but they promised wedgies and swirlies in the future. Zuma Nesta Rock can perhaps take comfort from other celebrity-damaged kids with even crappier names, like Kal-El Cage, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor Lee, and Jermajesty Jackson.
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