Stephen Colbert fucks with confused cooks on the Butterball turkey hotline

While, yes, the bit is funny, we do sympathize with the people subjected to his antics. It’s a stressful season, and the last thing anyone needs is Colbert pretending to be an air traffic controller at O’Hare when he’s supposed to be helping a confused cook. We probably won’t have threatened to call the police on him—as the distraught woman he was speaking to did—but it’s still kind of annoying.