Stryper frontman responds to accusations of being Ted Cruz
Christian heavy-metal artist Michael Sweet (of Stryper) has been forced to deny that he’s secretly Christian political lightweight Ted Cruz (of making Donald Trump look like a semi-reasonable Republican option). Sweet was responding to rumors stemming from a pair of photos of the two men currently circulating around the internet in which they both seem very satisfied about the aggressive thickness of their own eyebrows. The rumor/joke has spread from an initial tweet from author Mike Boulerice, author of The Adventures Of Kungfu Mike: