Jimmy Kimmel lays into crackpot Parkland conspiracy theorists, including Donald Trump Jr.

Let us never say Jimmy Kimmel isn’t consistent. Perhaps more than any other late-night host, Kimmel has proven to be a combative, outspoken critic of harmful, GOP-led initiatives regarding healthcare, net neutrality, and alleged pedophiles running for office. Last week, the host found himself in tears while discussing…

The covert plan to tank Black Panther's Rotten Tomatoes score is not going well

Marvel’s upcoming Black Panther not only broke the ticket presale record for literally all superhero movies, but has also been a top daily ticket seller on Fandango. Not bad for a movie that doesn’t come out for two weeks. Ah, but not everybody is excited about the movie’s upcoming release. Who wouldn’t be excited for …

Enjoy a look at the parallel “alt-right” internet, which is a giant fucking trainwreck

While so many of us cucks, snowflakes, and SJW trash complain that social media services like Twitter and Facebook haven’t done enough to combat hate speech and general harassment, members of that loose confederation of racists, homophobes, and catch-all “conservative ideology” called the “alt-right” think Big Media…

MSNBC cuts ties with Sam Seder after giving in to “alt-right” smear campaign

In a year that has already seen it come under fire for passing on Ronan Farrow’s domino-tumbling exposé of Harvey Weinstein, as well as for letting Matt Lauer run rampant across decades of pay raises, NBC is at last taking a principled stand against media figures who propagate sexual assault—and naturally, completely…

Pepe The Frog creator is not fucking around, takes legal action against the "alt-right"

Cartoonist Matt Furie—who is unfortunately best known for creating a friendly stoner frog named Pepe that somehow became a mascot for neo-Nazis calling themselves the “alt-right”—has recently begun taking steps to either regain control of his Pepe character or burn it to the ground and prevent anyone else from using…

Meme-toting racist troll fails to make friends with actual gun-toting racists

Last weekend, bands of camo-clad, flag-waving, gun-toting racists descended upon Houston’s Hermann park to protest the removal of a statue of Sam Houston, a 19th-century Texas politician who owned slaves. Never mind the fact that there was never a plan in place to remove the statue itself. The mere threat of similar…

In another victory for humanity, the far right alternative to Reddit is dying

It seems a bunch of alt-right trolls are about to learn an important lesson about hard work and responsibility. Voat—the Reddit-styled online message board for contrarian dipshits—may soon be shuttered due to two major factors: Running a website costs money, and nobody wants to pay for your racist fantasy camp. …

Sesame Street’s new “alt-right” Muppet will teach your kids how to spell “cuck”

Last week, Sesame Street got a new resident in Julia, an orange-haired Muppet with autism. Funny Or Die has envisioned a distressingly realistic possibility for another new Muppet in the form of Stan, a character that aims to educate children on the issues important to the eminently punchable “alt-right,” a subsection…

A brief history of the far right trying and failing to co-opt pop culture

Nazi fop Richard Spencer can’t stop getting punched in the face, whether literally (by random humans on the street), journalistically (by investigators who uncovered he gets his money from an actual fucking cotton plantation), or even figuratively, by the very pop-culture artists he claims to love. First he confessed…

Understand your trolls better with this glossary of far-right terms

To be online is to engage in a never-ending death march to the bottom of irony, where sardonic memes turn into real-world problems and then jokes about those problems turn into sardonic memes. The loose assemblage of bickering, sarcastic racists known as the “alt-right” revels in this disarray, using its vagaries as a…

Milk-chugging “alt-right” trolls shut down Shia LaBeouf’s art project

Last week, Shia LaBeouf’s “He Will Not Divide Us” live-stream was shuttered by Queens’ Museum of the Moving Image, who cited the “serious and ongoing safety hazard” associated with so many people, of all political stripes, furiously wanking in a single area. Since it was conceived by the team of LaBeouf, Nastja Säde…

Neo-Nazi shitbag Richard Spencer actually got punched twice on Inauguration Day

If you’re an anti-Trump citizen of the internet, then you’ve probably seen the video of alt-right Nazi fuck Richard Spencer getting punched on Inauguration Day. It’s a gem, and since last Friday, it’s been artfully synced up to hundreds of songs, each lending a little more artistry to the beat-down that a guy who…

This Chrome extension renders the internet a safe space for the “alt-right”

One of the most dizzying effects of the current culture war is the way language is quickly co-opted and subverted toward directly opposed purposes. Witness, for example, the fate of “fake news.” In the days following the election there was a rightful investigation into the ways Facebook’s algorithms created…

Take a load off by watching remixes of Richard Spencer getting punched in the face

It’s Monday morning, or, as philosophers call it, “Garfield’s hour”—a time many people reassemble their respectable clothes, shake off the freedom of the weekend, and return to their various labors. Moving slowly, perhaps begrudgingly, is par for the course, especially if you feel that the world is rapidly descending…