Sad new for animatronic rodents everywhere today, as Variety reports that Chuck E. Cheese—truly, the Dave And…

Brian VanHooker of Mel Magazine, we salute you. You have gone where few would dare to tread. You have willingly…

Suggesting that, like the mob, no one ever gets out of Munch’s Make Believe Band alive, we learned today about a…

“Hummels & Heroin” preempts South Park’s what-we-learned-today speech by getting its message out of the way early.…

As part of an effort to modernize and rebuild Chuck. E Cheese for today’s robot-hating children, the…

Fans of terrifying robot bird women and leering, singing pizza rodents were struck a major blow yesterday, when…

Depriving future children of years’ worth of nightmares about dead-eyed animatronics trying to play the blues, Pitchf…

The smash success of Five Nights At Freddy’s—a mobile game where you hide from murderous animatronics—was kind of a…

This week’s entry: List of defunct fast-food restaurant chains