Guy Fieri admits that sometimes the food is not, in fact, "off the hook"

All these late-night Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives marathons on the Food Network have become much more fun now that you’ve got to be lame as hell or alt-right to hate someone as harmless as Guy Fieri. No longer must we look over our shoulders in fear as Fieri describes yet another bowl of “funky little joints” as…

We regret to inform you that Guy Fieri's Times Square restaurant is shutting down

Sad dispatches from Flavortown today, as Eater reports that Guy Fieri’s Times Square family feedbag, Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar, will be closing up shop with the new year. News reports remains unclear on what will be done with the restaurant’s remaining supply of donkey sauce, as well as the still-living donkeys who…

Guy Fieri admits that his famous “Donkey Sauce” is just aioli

As fans of Diners, Drive-Ins, And Dives—or, as it’s known in its native language, “Triple D”—know, Guy Fieri speaks in his own private vernacular, a sauce-heavy patois that only briefly intersects with English at points like “dynamite” and “slamma-lamba-ding-dong.” One of the key pillars of the Fieri lexicon—and the…

“Pizzagate” conspiracy theorists question how no one has noticed Guy Fieri is an Illuminati wizard

No longer content with the power owed him as the sovereign lord of Flavortown, royal bearer of the Frosted Tips, Guy Fieri has been outed by those in the know as a dark wizard and secret Illuminati king. And in case the intersection between food and wizard-based conspiracy theories didn’t tip you off immediately, he’s…

Warm up your head (or hide your frosted tips) with some hot-as-fuck Guy Fieri beanies

Most of the gear you can find online featuring Guy Fieri, that slop of accessories and frosted tips, oscillates between knock-off bowling shirts and official tees that proclaim Guy’s many catchphrases (one of which is apparently an incorrect pronunciation of Worcestershire). But it looks like Flavortown fans have now…

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