Hillary Clinton tries to secure her next Grammy by reading for the Fire And Fury audiobook

As host James Corden noted during tonight’s Grammys broadcast, the Best Spoken Word category makes it possible for anyone and everyone to win a Grammy—like, say, Carrie Fisher. In an effort to predict who will win next year, then, Corden put the awards on hold for a moment for a skit in which he auditioned famous…

Samantha Bee posits that, just maybe, “shitty media men” couldn’t fairly cover Hillary Clinton

On Wednesday’s Full Frontal, Samantha Bee addressed the daily, incessant, eye-opening revelations about powerful male media figures being all manner of sex creeps by pointing out how Hillary Clinton was habitually described during her 2016 presidential campaign. Playing a clearly not difficult to find montage of media…

Trump voters think Hillary Clinton should be impeached, even though she doesn’t have a job

As has recently been the case, the Trump administration’s massive, concerted effort to misdirect American voters is working. While a handful of very real accusations of collusion with Russia to fix the 2016 election threaten to, if not sink, then severely undermine Republican power, the right-wing establishment is…

Hillary Clinton says she's "appalled" by the Harvey Weinstein allegations

Before the New York Times story on the decades of sexual assault allegations against him came out (not to mention the more recent and more horrifying New Yorker piece), Harvey Weinstein was a major donor to the campaigns for several Democrat politicians. A few of them—including Cory Booker and Elizabeth Warren—have …

Trump preps for first UN meeting by sharing GIF of him hitting Hillary Clinton with a golf ball

If you just felt a sudden chill, it might be because Donald Trump is attending his first United Nations General Assembly. Yes, the UN, the global organization that helps maintain international order, which Trump has decried as “not a friend of democracy. It’s not a friend to freedom.” The president has meetings set…

Trump trolls crafted a secret plan to ruin Clinton book sales, totally botched it

In yet another installment of “protests that make you lose money while failing to impact anything,” The Daily Beast is reporting that a number of trollish Trump supporters attempted to steal Hillary Clinton’s thunder this week by preventing her book, What Happened, from debuting at number one on Amazon. The ingenious…

Hillary Clinton compares herself to Cersei Lannister, but not in a weird way

While on tour promoting her new book, What Happened, Hillary Clinton has been offering different theories to explain why she lost the presidential election, including “Bernie bros” and her decision to emphasize information over emotion. Also, she’s been opening up a bit about how it felt to somehow be the only…

Hillary Clinton says her campaign wasn't angry enough, claims she won't run again

Before she heads over to The Late Show to talk things out with Stephen Colbert, Hillary Clinton stopped by CBS Sunday Morning to ease herself into talking about the election and her political future. As reported by Variety, Clinton says she hopes to continue being a figure in American politics because “our country’s…

Bernie Sanders managed to find one nice thing to say about Donald Trump on The Late Show

To be honest, Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) really only said one good thing about Donald Trump if you sort of squish together the two guardedly neutral things he finally managed to come up with after a very long “Ummm...” on Thursday’s Late Show With Stephen Colbert. For the record, he agrees with Trump’s campaign…

Martin Shkreli is selling his Wu-Tang album, possibly so that he can buy Hillary Clinton's hair

The supervillaining of Martin Shkreli took another step toward elaborate underground bases and plots to kill Superman this week, with MarketWatch reporting that the recently convicted “pharma bro”/would-be Voldemort has placed his one-of-a-kind copy of the Wu-Tang Clan’s Once Upon A Time In Shaolin on eBay, possibly as…