Watch a guy who looks a lot like Joel Osteen crash a Joel Osteen event, evade authorities

They don’t come more full of shit than Megachurch pastor Joel Osteen, who found fame by virtue of his plasticine looks, folksy charm, and knack for preaching sermons that filter Jesus Christ through relentless capitalistic avarice. Osteen’s Christianity is a feel-good vessel to the collection plate; happy,…

UPDATED: Megachurch pastor Joel Osteen closes church to flood victims, just like Jesus would have

Joel Osteen, whose giant teeth and vaguely Tim Allen-esque countenance you may have seen asking for money on TV, is Senior Pastor at Lakewood Church, a Houston megachurch that literally used to be a professional sports arena. (It was home to the Houston Rockets from 1975 to 2003, according to the Miami Herald.) The…