Yesterday, we were all given front-row seats to the diplomatic strategy of Donald J. Trump, which, of course, took the form of a poorly edited faux-movie trailer meant to flatter and impress a known dictator. As the trailer made the rounds online, people began to reach out to “Destiny Pictures,” the production company…
A few days before President Trump’s historic meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, The New York Times ran an article that claimed Trump, in his own way, “has been preparing for this encounter his entire adult life.” Based on what we know about Trump’s daily routine, we can only assume The New York Times means…
With North Korea being back in the news so much recently, it seems as good a time as any to consult Hollywood’s foremost expert on all things related to Kim Jong-un, Seth Rogen. Back in 2014, Rogen and his longtime friend James Franco made a little movie called The Interview, which centered around two bumbling…
For a while there, things didn’t look good for Donald Trump being named Time’s Person Of The Year for the second year in a row, a title we must remind readers and apparently the president that isn’t a superlative along the lines of “Best Hair” or “Most Likely To Succeed At Kicking Off World War III,” but an…
The war of words between Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got positively esoteric today, with the Asian leader denouncing Trump as a “mentally deranged U.S. dotard” who he would tame “with fire.” Kim’s statements came after Trump threatened to “totally destroy” North Korea and its “Rocket Man” leader…
Before we begin, let’s get this out of the way: I promise not to make every South Park review about whether or not Trey Parker and Matt Stone bring up Donald Trump. But it’s worth mentioning again tonight because 1) It’s only the second episode of the 21st season and 2) It’s the first time this year he’s been…
How scared should we be? That is the pertinent question to ask after two world leaders begin a public dick-measuring contest over the power of their nuclear arsenals, and it depends entirely, as usual, on where on the Earth you live. Americans are focusing on the long-range capabilities of North Korea’s nuclear arms (…
The RompHim—that is, the romper for bros—earned $353,804 in its Kickstarter campaign, sentencing each and every one of us to a future in which we will have to look at a man’s emphasized scrotum while he drinks a Stella Artois. The great male romper era has begun, and with it, a gold rush for bad rompers, none of…
With or without the American government’s approval, Dennis Rodman is continuing his diplomatic work with North Korea. The former NBA star recently made another trip to visit his pal, Kim Jong Un, this time under the auspices of the Olympics and PotCoin, the latter of which is exactly what it sounds like. Rodman hailed…
Compared to most recent presidents and about 90 percent of all Twitter users, Donald Trump doesn’t exactly have the best grasp on general knowledge about the world. He’s somehow able to get through his average day without looking too stupid, but every once in a while his abject ignorance shows itself and we’re all…
Earlier this week, Kim Jong Nam—son of the late Kim Jong Il, and half-brother to current North Korean leader Kim Jong Un—died suddenly in Malaysia, under suspicious circumstances. Several people have been arrested for potential involvement in Kim’s death, including two women who allegedly sprayed him with some kind of…
A terrible weight burdens your soul.
