NewswireNewswireMelania Trump defends her terrifying, Lovecraftian blood treesWilliam Hughes11/28/18 6:09PM
NewswireNewswireWe regret to inform you that America is now at war with The ViewWilliam Hughes10/13/18 2:19PM
ClipsClipsIn a perfect vortex of shit, Alec Baldwin brags to Megyn Kelly about Melania loving his Trump impressionReid McCarter12/07/17 2:00PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetOh, dear: Melania Trump gets date of Pearl Harbor wrong in commemorative tweetRandall Colburn12/07/17 11:30AM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetMelania Trump decks the halls with dead branches, spine-chilling wails of the damnedKatie Rife11/27/17 4:32PM
ClipsClipsHere’s Melania Trump enjoying a ballet performance in a hell of her own makingReid McCarter11/27/17 1:30PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetHot new conspiracy theory: Melania Trump has been replaced by a body doubleRandall Colburn10/18/17 4:36PM
NewswireNewswireSchool librarian turns down Melania Trump's donation of “racist” Dr. Seuss booksDanette Chavez9/29/17 12:49PM
NewswireNewswireMelania Trump insists she’s thrilled about finally moving into the White HouseDanette Chavez6/12/17 10:16AM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetMelania and Donald fit right in on The Handmaid’s TaleClayton Purdom6/05/17 12:03PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetNothing you add to yesterday’s awkward Trump/Pope photo can make it weirderGwen Ihnat5/25/17 10:58AM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetMelania Trump once again recoils in terror from her husband’s touchClayton Purdom5/23/17 2:13PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetWatch Melania Trump swat her husband’s sweaty, pawing hand awayRandall Colburn5/22/17 10:48AM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetRead This: Melania Trump’s Twitter photos reveal a “fairytale prisoner by choice”Randall Colburn4/19/17 1:14PM
NewswireNewswireTrump’s inaugural Easter Egg Roll also set to end in disasterGwen Ihnat4/11/17 1:44PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetRescue Melania Trump from her private hellClayton Purdom2/16/17 3:07PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetRead This: Working for Trump magazine nearly killed this writerJoe Blevins8/15/16 3:03PM
FilibusteredFilibusteredThe RNC was a show made for cable, and the networks suffered for itAlex McLevy7/22/16 2:00PM
