Melania Trump defends her terrifying, Lovecraftian blood trees
Say what you like about the disastrous, racist, disenfranchising, deeply depressing, and potentially planet-destroying…
We regret to inform you that America is now at war with The View
Like an unemployed, daytime TV-addicted 25-year-old with a Joy Behar fetish, the American government has now expressed…
In a perfect vortex of shit, Alec Baldwin brags to Megyn Kelly about Melania loving his Trump impression
Alec Baldwin, continuing his quest to make enjoying any of his work impossible, has just appeared on Megyn Kelly Today.…
Melania Trump decks the halls with dead branches, spine-chilling wails of the damned
In what we would be concerned was a cry for help, had the Trump women not consistently proven themselves to be…
Here’s Melania Trump enjoying a ballet performance in a hell of her own making
A home visit from a group of ballerinas, dancing to the beautiful music of Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker, should be a…
Hot new conspiracy theory: Melania Trump has been replaced by a body double
Melania Trump is no stranger to speculation, her emotionless face refusing to divulge much of anything. Even when she…
School librarian turns down Melania Trump's donation of “racist” Dr. Seuss books
September 6 was National Read A Book Day, and to celebrate, First Lady Melania Trump sent out selected works by Dr.…
Melania Trump insists she’s thrilled about finally moving into the White House
The day of reckoning and unpacking is upon Melania Trump, as NBC News reports the current First Lady has finally picked…
Melania and Donald fit right in on The Handmaid’s Tale
Margaret Atwood’s vision of an America in which the conservative Christian right of the ’80s gets the exact patriarchal…
Nothing you add to yesterday’s awkward Trump/Pope photo can make it weirder
Yesterday the world received yet another image of people recoiling in horror from Donald Trump. In this case, the…
Melania Trump once again recoils in terror from her husband’s touch
Yesterday, we all reveled in the photographic proof of the fact that First Lady Melania Trump recoils at the thought of…
Watch Melania Trump swat her husband’s sweaty, pawing hand away
We’re well past the first 100 days of Donald Trump’s presidency and First Lady Melania Trump remains a mystery. Is she “…
Read This: Melania Trump’s Twitter photos reveal a “fairytale prisoner by choice”
Melania Trump is fascinating, if only because we know so little about her. She wants to battle cyberbullies, but she’s m…
Trump’s inaugural Easter Egg Roll also set to end in disaster
We’ve already seen that the Trump administration has trouble with the simplest tasks, like pulling together a proper…
Rescue Melania Trump from her private hell
Melania Trump and Donald Trump are not in love. She was ready to live out her days quietly tolerating her senile,…
“Melania Trump” returns to The Late Show
Melania Trump’s recent interviews regarding Donald Trump’s “locker room talk”—otherwise known as his endorsement of…
Daily Mail: “Sorry, Melania Trump was never an escort”
Deadline is reporting that The Daily Mail has retracted a story alleging Melania Trump was once an escort. The move…
Read This: Working for Trump magazine nearly killed this writer
During this lengthy and bitter election cycle, a great deal of attention has been paid to the many failed business…
The RNC was a show made for cable, and the networks suffered for it
Every four years the presidential conventions roll around, rising from the dead like impatient cicadas, to make a…