In a perfect vortex of shit, Alec Baldwin brags to Megyn Kelly about Melania loving his Trump impression 

Alec Baldwin, continuing his quest to make enjoying any of his work impossible, has just appeared on Megyn Kelly Today. Though very much concerned that other talk show hosts are letting their programs become “grand juries” on sexual harassment, Baldwin is apparently very cool with turning America’s waking nightmare of…

Melania Trump decks the halls with dead branches, spine-chilling wails of the damned

In what we would be concerned was a cry for help, had the Trump women not consistently proven themselves to be enthusiastic collaborators in the family’s stunningly inept attempt at a fascist takeover of the United States, today Melania Trump followed up her own personal Suspiria reboot by unveiling this, um, festive…

Here’s Melania Trump enjoying a ballet performance in a hell of her own making

A home visit from a group of ballerinas, dancing to the beautiful music of Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker, should be a wonderful holiday treat. Not so, perhaps, for the first lady, who today unveiled the White House’s Christmas decor. No, Melania Trump looks upon even the most impressive displays of art with the…

Hot new conspiracy theory: Melania Trump has been replaced by a body double

Melania Trump is no stranger to speculation, her emotionless face refusing to divulge much of anything. Even when she speaks, it’s in someone else’s plagiarized words. So, what? Is she happy in her gilded prison? Is she yearning for escape? Just how much does she retch at the thought of Donald Trump’s wet, reptilian…

School librarian turns down Melania Trump's donation of “racist” Dr. Seuss books

September 6 was National Read A Book Day, and to celebrate, First Lady Melania Trump sent out selected works by Dr. Seuss, including Oh The Places You’ll Go!, to one school in each of the 50 states. Not everyone welcomed the 10-book collection, though. Earlier this week, a school librarian in Cambridge, Massachusetts…

Melania Trump insists she’s thrilled about finally moving into the White House

The day of reckoning and unpacking is upon Melania Trump, as NBC News reports the current First Lady has finally picked up stakes from the sleepy hamlet of New York City to settle into her new abode in Washington D.C. Apparently, the move didn’t happen at any other point in the five months since the inauguration to…

Melania and Donald fit right in on The Handmaid’s Tale

Margaret Atwood’s vision of an America in which the conservative Christian right of the ’80s gets the exact patriarchal power-structure it yearned for has retained its power in the intervening decades. But today, men in power don’t even have to use the cloak of the religious right to maintain power and suppress…

Nothing you add to yesterday’s awkward Trump/Pope photo can make it weirder

Yesterday the world received yet another image of people recoiling in horror from Donald Trump. In this case, the unhappy person adjacent to the president happened to be Pope Francis, who, although undoubtedly used to photo ops by now, could not muster up a positive expression as he was forced to pose next to someone…

Melania Trump once again recoils in terror from her husband’s touch

Yesterday, we all reveled in the photographic proof of the fact that First Lady Melania Trump recoils at the thought of touching her husband’s hand. As the two strolled along a Saudi Arabian red carpet, she could be seen unsubtly swatting his roving, no-doubt damp paw away from hers—just the latest in a saga of her…

Read This: Melania Trump’s Twitter photos reveal a “fairytale prisoner by choice”

Melania Trump is fascinating, if only because we know so little about her. She wants to battle cyberbullies, but she’s married to one. She plagiarized Michelle Obama for reasons we never quite figured out. She may or may not be absolutely miserable. The only thing we seem to know for sure about her is that she was …

Trump’s inaugural Easter Egg Roll also set to end in disaster

We’ve already seen that the Trump administration has trouble with the simplest tasks, like pulling together a proper hat for St. Patrick’s Day, or creating a typo-free inauguration poster. So it’s not much of a surprise that the upcoming White House Easter Egg Roll, apparently the biggest WH social event of the year,…

“Melania Trump” returns to The Late Show

Melania Trump’s recent interviews regarding Donald Trump’s “locker room talk”—otherwise known as his endorsement of sexual assault—opened the door for actress Laura Benanti to return to Stephen Colbert’s The Late Show and give her impression another whirl. The Tony-winning actress plays the former model as a pouting…