Fast food hey-yo: Usain Bolt takes his Jamaican restaurant chain worldwide

Now that he has retired as a professional sprinter, Usain Bolt—who has eight more Olympic gold medals than you and I do—wants to spread his love of Jamaican cooking to the world. In the long and sordid history of famous people leveraging their celebrity for financial gain, we welcome Bolt’s endeavor, because have you…

Four years later, this Irish sailing “commentary” is still great, fecking great

The 2016 Rio Summer Olympic Games come to a close this weekend, wrapping up an exciting two weeks of sportsmanship and bizarre Ryan Lochte lies. But before Rio’s shiny cauldron is officially extinguished, let’s take a quick moment to remember this absurd Olympic sailing “commentary” video from the 2012 London Games:

Olympic gymnastics wasn’t always so flippin’ intense

Without question, one of the highlights of the Rio Summer Olympics has been women’s gymnastics, where the “Final Five” collectively crushed it and 19-year-old Simone Biles elevated the sport to previously unheard of heights (literally). Now in a side-by-side comparison video, MTV News is taking a look back at what…

Nervous Olympic parents provide the perfect reaction to Donald Trump

One of the more charming things to emerge from this summer’s Rio Olympics is the footage of gymnast Aly Raisman’s parents struggling to hold it together as their daughter competes on the uneven bars. Lynn and Rick Raisman’s nervous antics first garnered attention during the 2012 London games and they’re no less…

Read This: Was The Simpsons’ Poochie inspired by a failed Olympic mascot?

One of the most infamous characters in Simpsons history might be partially inspired by one of the most infamous mascots in Olympics history. At least that’s a theory espoused in the article “Joke Origins: Poochie, The Whatizit?, And The ’96 Olympics” posted on fan blog Flim Springfield. The blog, maintained by two …

Horses fly business class to compete at the Olympic Games in Rio

The 2016 Olympics in Rio De Janeiro is largely devoted to human achievement in athletics. It’s true that there was an animated film in 1980 called Animalympics in which creatures from various species—including storks, alligators, and rats—gather to compete in various Olympic-type events such as pole vault and the…