The year is 2018, and the QVC-grade, cubic zirconium kleptocracy being staged by America’s reality show host turned president, though buffeted by vocal support from Roseanne Barr and Kanye West, faces its most tangible threats in the form of a porn star, the unpaved Ground Zero of Rudy Giuliani’s mouth, and now,…

“Thoughts and prayers” might be bullshit, but we’re getting desperate here. The stuff that would’ve taken any other president down—the infidelity and subsequent coverup, the sexual assault accusations, the blatant, relentless racism—have all been swept away in a news cycle that spawns new outrages on the daily. It’s…