ClipsClipsWatch Fred Willard square off against Ted Cruz's mythical "space pirates"Gabe Worgaftik5/22/19 4:16PM
NewswireNewswireTrent Reznor says he told Ted Cruz to "fuck off" when he tried to get on a NIN guest listSam Barsanti11/28/18 5:15PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetHere, unfortunately, is Ted Cruz’s beardDan Neilan11/27/18 2:06PM
NewswireNewswireTed Cruz has the Facebook Live skills of an ailing grandparentWilliam Hughes10/19/18 8:56PM
ClipsClipsRichard Linklater's back with another great anti-Ted Cruz ad, this time about cheeseburgersRandall Colburn10/15/18 2:35PM
ClipsClipsRichard Linklater made an anti-Ted Cruz political ad and it rulesReid McCarter10/09/18 9:38AM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetTed Cruz tweets a Nicktoons meme because he's just a normal guy on the internetReid McCarter5/03/18 10:41AM
NewswireNewswireCongressional inquiry reveals we'll believe any damn thing about Mark Zuckerberg, as long as it sucksWilliam Hughes4/10/18 8:51PM
NewswireNewswireTed Cruz is still desperately trying to make his dumb Simpsons metaphor workSam Barsanti2/27/18 4:59PM
NewswireNewswireTed Cruz compares Democrats to Lisa Simpson, proving that pop culture is his only connection to humanityAlex McLevy2/22/18 6:22PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetThe president's adult son has a cookie, is proud of itClayton Purdom12/18/17 3:01PM
NewswireNewswireResistance hero Mark Hamill is battling twisted villain Ted Cruz over net neutralitySam Barsanti12/17/17 5:32PM
NewswireNewswireOh God, Ted Cruz just told Bernie Sanders to "Curb Your Enthusiasm"William Hughes10/18/17 10:20PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetTed Cruz has finally embraced his identity as the Zodiac KillerWilliam Hughes10/18/17 7:19PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetWait, wait, Mike Huckabee has the perfect joke about Ted Cruz liking pornClayton Purdom9/12/17 3:57PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetGood morning: Ted Cruz liked a porn tweetClayton Purdom9/12/17 8:16AM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetTed Cruz tweets creepiest winking emoji ever at Alyssa MilanoClayton Purdom6/22/17 3:16PM
Great Job InternetGreat Job InternetOh good, Republican senators have no idea what’s up with their own healthcare billAlex McLevy6/16/17 12:25PM
NewswireNewswireRelax, sit back, and enjoy the sight of Ted Cruz getting played off a stage mid-speechWilliam Hughes6/08/17 8:56PM
