Tapper
A steady stream of surly drunks need beer, and they need it now. If they make it to the end of the bar before you've quenched their thirst, they'll kick your ass. If you drop one of their empty glasses on the ground, your boss will fire you. Clearly, bartending is not as easy as Cheers would have you believe.
Gameplay: Pull a pint, throw it down the bar, rinse, repeat, and occasionally collect a tip. Simple, right? You wish! Most of your customers will be happy with just one beer, but some will demand a second, or even a third. And beware the Budweiser cheerleaders: They can draw away the attention of even the most dedicated alcoholics, and your precious beer could end up sailing to the floor. You'll start out in a crappy dive bar, but if you satisfy enough beer-swilling locals, you'll get to move up to a football stadium. Survive the big game, and you just may get to open your own bar… on the moon!
For maximum fun, whenever your video-game counterpart chugs a beer, chug one of your own. If you can make it past level three, you're an honorary Frat Guy. At level seven, you're an honorary Kennedy. Past level 10, you're Ted Kennedy.
Could be mistaken for: Root Beer Tapper, Suntory Tapper, Sam Malone's Olde Thyme Saloon Of Adventure, or Cocktail: The Videogame.