We all know that Taylor Swift is a magical starlight unicorn in a rapunzel costume trapped in a sticker on the cover of a Lisa Frank binder. That's just who she is. And, of course, we all know that Taylor Swift's music is the aural equivalent of oatmeal (with a dash of glitter). And, naturally, we are all painfully aware of the fact that if you're in the supermarket, and a song comes over the loudspeakers with the word "princess" in it, there is a 90% chance that it's a Taylor Swift song because all of Taylor Swift's lyrics are streamed directly from the tiny, fluttering, butterfly-shaped id of Amy Adams' character in Enchanted. But, even so, this has to be a joke, right?