One day, many many moons from now (August 5 or so, 2011), all of society will have collapsed and mankind will begin rebuilding the great civilization we know today—a world of decadence and enlightenment, as reflected in the Real Housewives franchise and novelty Tumblrs throughout the land. And the first step will be to cull through Twitter: All-knowing, all-seeing, all-being haven for intelligence, wit, and @SteveMartinToGo retweets. That Can Be My Next Tweet! is already doing the Lord's work; it recognizes that in order to brazenly hurl into the future (of tweeting), we must learn from the mistakes of the past (of tweeting)—and by that I mean compose a tweet you can use, using previous tweets as clumsy inspiration. It's a bold initiative with boundless potential, or as I will tweet next according to the site, "I got a chance to Los Angeles on Twitter. Hope the low low low price of last night's Running Wild, as it!" Well said, future me. Well "said."
Here's what a few other favorite users will be saying very, very soon:
Stephen Colbert: "I would've walked out Blinky!!!! The iPad II because it's now what? Look, a giant loaf of Alicia Keys and!"
Rob Huebel: "This is awkward Surprisingly few dresses on April Fools by melting my horses ran away."
Barack Obama: "Im proposing today meets that together to win the country they can afford to let it would be proud of who?"
Sarah Silverman: "This is still talk Your mother. —Don't forget to my dog from a stranger's fart."
The A.V. Club: "Flight Of The returns from Joe Casey & we take a full of coming of makes us wonder just how much."
[via ericsundy]