Me and Bob Fosse Bob Fosse and me We’re ’bout as happy As artists can be
What do I care if He’s kind of a dick? I want a part that’s fucking art And Roxie Hart should do the trick
We’re sticking together And ain’t we got fun? So much together You’d count us as one
Tell Old Man Worry To go climb a tree ’Cause I’ve got Bob Fosse And sure he’s not listening And yes, narcissistic And making it weird and He’s driving me crazy (Me = Gwen Verdon) But there’s Jerry Orbach Before Law & Order And Chita Rivera And Kander and Ebb and I get to wear cool hats And prob’ly win Tonys So I’ll tough it out and I’ll speak from the heart and When we’re a TV show On the FX Network There’ll be an installment All about Chicago That stars Michelle Williams Who might win an Emmy And so might Joel Fields who co-wrote this next chapter And also the show with the hot Russian parents
Look-a, Bob Fosse And meeeeeee!
Regular coverage
The 100(The CW, 9 p.m.) Fleabag (Amazon, ongoing): Episode five
Wild card
Wanda Sykes: Not Normal (Netflix, 3:01 a.m.): Pretty straightforward, this one: Wanda Sykes. Comedy special. Netflix.
