The NBCUniversal streaming service will launch in April

The dark streaming future is upon us, and it sure seems like we should’ve wished for something other than an alternative to pricey and oppressive cable packages when we had that monkey’s paw. Under that model, you had access to pretty much everything for one large fee, whether you wanted it or not. Now, with every major media company putting together their own Netflix competitors, you have to pay lots of small fees in order to get access to anything—let alone everything. We already have Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, premium cable channels like HBO (and their related streaming platforms), and specific niche sites like Shudder and DC Universe, and by this time next year we can pad out that list with Apple TV Plus, Disney+, HBO Max, and—as announced today—whatever the ad-driven NBCUniversal streaming service will be called (smart money’s on Something Plus or Something Max).