The New Mutants will stream on HBO Max first, in case you were wondering

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It actually, finally happened: The New Mutants arrived in (some) theaters last weekend, approximately three years after production began on the final film in Fox’s X-Men universe. After enduring repeated delays, release date changes, having its parent studio acquired by Disney, and a global pandemic that forced the shutdown of movie theaters, Josh Boone’s horror-inspired comic book film was put out of its misery with a $7 million opening weekend and a plethora of negative reviews—and honestly, it could’ve done much worse. (On the other hand, this tweet from co-star Maisie Williams suggests The New Mutants has yet to truly suffer its final indignity. A GIRL SPILLS THE TEA. A GIRL HAS NO ALLEGIANCE.)