The next Friday The 13th movie has its writer
Contrary to popular belief, Friday The 13th movies are not written by plugging a predetermined number of horny campers into the Murder-O-Matic™, turning the knob to “Voorhees,” and kicking back with a cold brewski until the machine spits out a finished screenplay. No, it takes human ingenuity to come up with Jason killing a teenager with her own sleeping bag, which is why the producers of the upcoming 13th installment in the long-running horror series have hired Aaron Guzikowski to write it.