The plot synopsis for Wes Anderson's The French Dispatch has appeared in a dispatch from French Amazon

The use of dispatch in the above headline may not be entirely accurate, but it’s 2020 and Trump is still our overlord and the Democrats are eating themselves again and science has confirmed that yes, your cat will fancy feast on your corpse when you die, so let us have this. Earlier today, a wild rumor appeared on Film Twitter, suggesting that Wes Anderson’s The French Dispatch would be a two-parter clocking in at four hours. As IndieWire reports, the rumor originated with IMDb and was swiftly debunked by Fox Searchlight, which is distributing Anderson’s highly-anticipated new film. But all is on lost in Anderson-land today, as IndieWire also uncovered plot synopsis for the film that not only confirms previous reports regarding the project’s anthology style, but has also yielded a release date of May 21—heavily implying a premiere at the upcoming Cannes Film Festival.