The Trump-Sports War escalates, leaving millions in danger of getting dunked on
Donald Trump—a man for whom kicking hornets nests comes as naturally as if he was a blindfolded guy in clown shoes, walking through Ye Olde Hornet-Filled Woods—found a doozy to punt today, picking a fight with not just one, but two separate major league sports associations in a 24-hour span. Earlier today, Trump took shots at Golden State Warrior (and NBA champion) Steph Curry, causing LeBron James to dub Trump a “bum,” and the Warriors to issue a statement saying they’d be declining the traditional White House visit as a team. Trump then pivoted over to football, doubling down on comments he made at a campaign rally last night that called for professional athletes (i.e., “son of a bitches” like Colin Kaepernick) who dare to take a knee in protest during the National Anthem to be fired.
The idea of Trump—who, despite his own obsession with the myth of his self-made-manhood, inherited a sizable amount of money and opportunities from his father—criticizing athletes for the “privilege” of working all their lives to be the most talented players in their respective sports was just a little too rich for some people, though. The sports stars and celebrities of Twitter quickly hopped online, and it wasn’t long before an all-out online war of words was being waged.