There’s a Breaking Bad cookbook now (not that kind of cook)
Finally, a collection of Breaking Bad recipes that won’t land you in jail at best or bleeding to death on the floor of a meth lab at worst. The pun-heavy recipe collection, entitled Baking Bad, promises “Great recipes. No meth-in around” as concocted by the presumably pseudonymous Walter Wheat. The book will be available in print form (in the UK) and as an e-book (wherever) beginning November 6, but Buzzfeed UK has several recipes from the book, including “Mr. White’s Tighty Whitey Bites,” “Jesse’s Jell-O Acid Tub,” and “Meth Crunchies.” And here’s the recipe for “Blue Meth Crunch” candy, courtesy of The Guardian:
INGREDIENTS
118ml water
177ml light corn syrup
14oz/350g granulated sugar
2 tsp (10ml) peppermint extract
Blue gel food colouring
You will need a sugar thermometer.
Do not use chili powder. It’s for amateurs