This vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck at playing the harmonica
Is there anything worse than when somebody says, “Hey, wanna see me play a musical instrument?” and then they pull out a harmonica and start blowing? That’s not “playing a musical instrument.” It’s breathing into a gross-smelling hunk of metal so that it makes a sound like a syphilitic cat. It’s infuriating that people like John Popper have managed to construct entire careers from this sham.