Taco Bell serving alcohol at select locations called… wait for it…Taco Bell Cantinas. Booze won’t make Taco Bell any more palatable, but it will make the experience of eating at a Taco Bell that much sloppier.
The Galaxy Note. A phone with a hidden pen makes just as much sense as taking out a Sharpie and writing on the screen of your phone.
The nth Season of Dancing With The Stars. Maybe just call it Dancing! from now on. We’ve reached that awkward point where some of the dancers on the show are legitimately more famous than the “stars.”
ABC’s thoroughly unnecessary Dallas-lite throwback, Blood And Oil. Well, as long as it’s not just oil…
Kanye West’s clothing line, Yeezy. Turns out, the emperor has a clothing line. And it’s super beige.