People’s annual unveiling of the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. Every year, People magazine gives grandmothers and grandaunts everywhere a reason to write an angry letter about how one celebrity is definitely objectively more beautiful than another celebrity.
Bud Light’s seasonal abomination, the Lemon-Ade-Rita. Nothing says “fiesta” like a warm, artificially flavored, light beer margarita in a can.
The thoroughly ridiculous Batman V. Superman trailer. It took a few years, but finally fans of Alien Vs. Predator have something to feel superior about.
Any and all discussion of “festival style.” Dressing like an extra in a TruTV movie about the Manson family isn’t style, it’s cosplay. Stupid, be-fringed, faux-hippie cosplay.
The latest over-extension of the Duck Dynasty brand, Duck Commander Musical. If only camo worked, then no one would ever have to see this preachy, pandering, bearded, Jesused-up family.
