Today in "Oh, Danzig": Danzig does adorably Danzig thing by threatening to beat up Bonnaroo photographer

As incidents time and again have illustrated, Danzig demands that certain accommodations be made by concert organizers, should they expect him to perform the bare minimum number of songs required so that he can be paid his guarantee and get back to reading comic books and snuggling with his cat. Austin's Fun Fun Fun Fest found this out the hard way last year, when it scrambled to find the vitamins, French onion soup, and Wendy's chicken sandwiches necessary in order for Danzig to put on some listless semblance of a show. Now it's Bonnaroo's turn, as the super-hetero superhero was once more forced to bring his "Danzig Legacy" medley to a halt after a mere three songs, because organizers had failed to prevent Nashville Scene photographer Michael Bunch from snapping pictures during his set—all in direct violation of Danzig's "no photos, no video" rule, which is there to prevent unflattering pictures of Danzig from forming.