Today in Star Wars rumors: The Internet searches its feelings, senses there will be a Yoda movie [UPDATED]
The matter of J.J. Abrams directing Episode VII has already been settled, but here on the Internet luminous beings we are, not this crude matter. We must unlearn what we have learned, and let go of what we know cannot be done—such as someone making an entire film about Yoda, a character who is mostly dead and not necessarily anyone’s first choice to spend an entire two hours with. But Ain’t It Cool News’ Harry Knowles used his feelings to learn that Disney is making a film about Yoda, filing this report full of appropriately garbled syntax claiming Yoda will be the first in an entire slate of planned standalone Star Wars features that only he can see. Of course, Knowles doesn’t say where he got this information, because rest he needs… Yes. Rest.
