Two Chris Pratt movies are deftly intertwined in Jurassic Galaxy

Remember when Chris Pratt was best known as sweet, goofy Andy Dwyer of Parks And Recreation? Then he started working out like crazy, and starred in a fantastically successful mega-blockbuster. A year later, having worked out even more, he starred in another fantastically successful mega-blockbuster. So now he’s the fantastically successful mega-blockbuster guy, one supposes, the still-young millennium’s answer to Harrison Ford. Oh, and the ceaseless Hollywood rumor mill is intent on making that last analogy as literal as possible. The erstwhile Johnny Karate and Mouse Rat lead singer belongs to the world now, it seems. Good for him. Really. And now, Zenlike Productions, which defines itself as “a geek-friendly [YouTube] channel” has gifted the world a mock trailer that cannily combines Guardians Of The Galaxy with Jurassic World to create what would be the ultimate Chris Pratt vehicle: Jurassic Galaxy. In true Hollywood fashion, the trailer declares: “After the park, after the world, comes the galaxy.” This tagline seems to be an update of the old “today [this place], tomorrow [some other place]” trope, except this time with dinosaurs instead of Nazis as the would-be conquerors.