Well, the cutepocalypse has finally come to crush us all with its chubby little marshmallow baby fingers, hug the life out of us with its pillow arms, and drown us in a placid sea of soft giggles. I hope you're all happy.
When you clicked play on "Otters Holding Hands," or watched that sneezing baby panda for the 3rd time in one day, or searched YouTube for "laughing babies" (don't ever do this), you should have known that those actions had consequences. See, while you were consuming the cute you were also feeding it, nourishing it with sweet milk and then putting it down for a nap in a valley of pink clouds and gumdrops where it could grow rounder, softer, and, yes, even cuter. And now what adorable beast crawls toward theaters to be born? Oh, that would be Babies, a documentary about four hopelessly precious lil babies that is specifically engineered to elicit at least four "Awwws" per second.