Unfortunate chimpanzee discovers Instagram, wasting time on Instagram

Social media is supposed to be a uniquely human problem. It’s our own fault that we, as a species, have invented technology that allows us to be called “soy boys” by anonymous strangers or watch videos of dogs playing basketball at 3am. Well, it’s not just ours anymore: the chimpanzees have discovered Instagram and, we’re sorry to say, they’re way into it.
Daniel Sinclair spotted a video from Mike Holston, posted on Instagram, that shows a chimp checking out, uh, Instagram. The ape, despite holding the phone way too close to its face like a complete goddamned amateur, is frighteningly good at using the app. Its gnarled hands scroll through an account feed, tapping onto videos of a scary snake, other people, and, the conceited genius, one of itself.
The responses to this incredible clip are as you’d expect. There’s the Planet Of The Apes joke that must immediately be made …