USA picks up series about hip, new American Founding Fathers
In recent years, a certain branch of American political rhetoric has come to revolve around the veneration and intention-guessing of the Founding Fathers—a quasi-mythical group of historical figures who rebelled against a cruel king and his army of musket-bearing lobstermen, battling against them for the crime of stepping on the colonist’s pet snake without first granting them proper representation. The threat dispatched and the oppressor’s hateful beverages banished to the abyss known as “Bos-Tan har’Bhor,” The Fathers then proceeded to found a land of perfect freedom for everyone, with the minor exception of their wives, the poor, and their many, many slaves.