Vin Diesel is just so proud of his “little brother” Dwayne Johnson

But Diesel then continued the “brothers” metaphor a little further, winding his way down a more weirdly paternalistic route. (Because you can’t have a conflict associated with a Fast And Furious movie without bringing it back to “family.”) “I protect the franchise,” Diesel told interviewers, positing himself as the stalwart sentinel guarding the movies’ endless series of exploding cars. “I protect everybody, including Dwayne. I protected Dwayne more than he’ll ever know. And it doesn’t matter. He doesn’t have to know.”

It’s not clear what, exactly, the superheroic Diesel is protecting Johnson from. Wolves? Bad news? Scott Eastwood? Either way, “He appreciates it. Dwayne has only got one Vin in his life. Dwayne Johnson only has one big brother in this film world and that’s me.” Again, sweet, even if positing Johnson—currently the world’s most successful action star—as the “little brother” in their relationship doesn’t quite ring true. Diesel then concluded, “I’m always rooting for Dwayne. I’m the first multicultural megastar in Hollywood. They didn’t exist. To see another multicultural star come up is something I am very proud of.” Which kind of sounds like he’s taking partial credit for Johnson’s success, which is exactly the sort of thing that’s certain to put this thing to rest before it can generate even more buzz for The Fate Of The Furious ahead of its arrival in theaters next Friday.