What Marrying Charlie Sheen Is Like
Star of Two And A Half Men, noted prostitute connoisseur, and angry driving force behind Denise Richards: It's Complicated, Charlie Sheen got married last weekend for the third time.
Based on this interview with Sheen about the wedding in OK! magazine, here's what it's like to marry Charlie Sheen:
1. It's like a dream—or, you know, like a high: a really jittery, stay-up-all-night-cause-you're-too-wired-to-close-your-eyes kind of a high:
It feels great. We were so excited when we got home we couldn't go to sleep. [There was] a lot of adrenaline and excitement.
2. It's sooo romantic because Charlie really knows how to make his current bride feel special: by publicly bad-mouthing his previous two wives.
OK!: Would you say the third time's the charm for you?
Sheen: Yeah, but I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal.