Witness The Death Rattle Of The Hills,

Now, after seven seasons, the MTV producers have grown tired of playing with the pretty plastic hummingbird, so they've thrown it, hard, into a sliding glass door. The hummingbird, being a stupid hunk of plastic, never saw it coming. It broke its little hummingbird head upon impact—which would be sad, you know, if it had ever been alive in the first place.

In other words, here's the trailer for the final season of The Hills:

Well, there you have it. The show about polished air and subtitled fights in nightmare clubs is over. And now we know that when Heidi Montag cries her new vinyl face crinkles in such a way that it perfectly resembles Chucky's kill face.